Like millions of other sales and marketing pros, I am off the road and working full time from home until companies ease their travel restrictions and let us go back to visiting customers.
As a result I spend many hours a day on the phone talking with customers. Inevitably someone busts out a joke because if you can’t sit down with someone over a cup of coffee or lunch, a good joke is a way to laugh together and establish or maintain a bond.
In our current overly-politically correct world just about any joke will offend someone. If any of the following jokes do actually offend, they either need to lighten up or stop self-selecting their identity with things like chickens crossing roads. Here a few SFW jokes to bring some humor to your day. Some I have known for years and some I have stolen from the web:
SFW Jokes
Q: What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A: Poultry in motion.
Q: What do you call an eye doctor in Alaska?
A: An optical Aleutian.
Q: What happened to the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?
A: He got a little behind in his work.
Q: Why did the dog get a ticket for having babies?
A: She was cited for littering.
Q: What happened to two silk worms in a race?
A: They were caught in a tie.
Q: What happened to the cannibals who ate a missionary?
A: They got a taste of religion.
Laughter is Good for the Soul…and Business
No one is happy sitting at home when they would rather be out getting their business done but most of us find more to be grateful about than we do to complain about. Something as simple as a joke is enough to bring a smile and people will always remember how you made them feel long after they have forgotten things you did.
Tell a joke. Make someone smile and you both have a good day.
Do you have any good SFW jokes? Share them with me and I will credit you when I post them.